My wife and I watch a fair bit of TV. Almost all of it recorded on the hard drive (PVR or DVR) of our set top box. As a result, I watch almost no commercials. The problem is that I realize I’m missing out on some commercials I actually like, not to mention network promo ads that tell me about new shows that I might want to watch and skip the commercials for.

I feel really bad when friends talk about the latest Mac/PC ads and I don’t know what they’re talking about. I can’t even get them on YouTube because apparently even showing a commercial somehow violates someone’s rights… I guess Apple thinks the ads are so good that they’ll be running in syndication on Nick at Nite 20 years from now. So then I end up fast-forwarding commercials more slowly for a few days until I run across the ad, grin and feel a slight frission of glee (I already have a Mac), and then get verbally assaulted by my wife. “What the hell are you doing!?” Huh? She gets really upset if I watch commercials because she just loves the fact that she can skip them. She actually feels offended when I fail to use the technology to its full effect. Also, the Mac’s mine. She has to live with XP.

I actually don’t mind commercials so much - they’re a good opportunity to get a drink or go to the loo. Now that we have a PVR, you can go to the loo whenever you want. Kind of spoils it. Reminds me of living in San Diego where I never went to the beach because it was *always* a good day to go to the beach. Unlike most of Canada, where a good day to go to the beach is when Air Canada has a seat sale to Cancun.

Now I’m stuck. If I skip the commercials I feel (a little bit) guilty of subverting the intent of the studio/network/cable mafia. Not that I feel bad for them per se, but that somehow they’ll come after me because I missed a decade of Head and Shoulders ads. If I don’t skip the commercials, I get my wife taking away my remote control. Damn PVR. I can’t even enjoy my trips to the loo anymore.

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