As front-runner in the “who’ll get crushed by McCain unless he dies first” sweepstakes, Barack Obama doesn’t have a lot of time on his hands. But for those nights when he’s up at 3am and the phone isn’t ringing, he’s probably watching these shows on his iPod (so he doesn’t wake everybody else up).

1. Feb 24th episode of Saturday Night Live. Where Tina Fey supports Hillary. Barack loves a good laugh.

2. The Oh in Ohio - Priscilla Chase clearly a metaphorical Ms. Clinton, although I’m sure Hillary had at least one orgasm.

3. The Stupid Pastor. Just because it’s not really a movie doesn’t mean Obama’d wouldn’t want it on his iPod.

4. Family Guy episode 31. Inspiring. Even if Barack isn’t a fat, stupid white guy. I mean, if he was a stupid white guy, he could never be president, right? Right?

5. Battlestar Galactica (2003) 1st season. Despite the surrealism of a female president, still entertainment at its finest.

6. Aug 22 2007 Daily Show. He’s so vain. And waaaay overdue for another go.

7. Primary Colors (John Travolta, 1996) movie. Maybe he could learn something. But probably not.

8. Big Brother 9. Feb 26. The gang is given “news from the outside”. Political news overshadowed by Britney Spears’ loss of custody. Even Barack needs to get his mind off politics by… watching a bunch of dysfunctional adults bicker with each other in a house.

9. The Jerk (Steve Martin, 1979). A white man who thinks he’s black. If Steve really was black, he could’ve been President by now, given all the tailwind that black guys are getting these days. Chris Rock, shut UP.

and of course….

10. March 15th episode of SNL. Who doesn’t want to hear Hillary called a bitch on national TV?

You can get some of this stuff on Hulu if I haven’t provided a link. Or somewhere…

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